Sorry for the absence Tumblr. Diablo III has overtaken me.
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vomited everywhere.
Haha. I take it this is a school in California.
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Just amazing. This dude hates his life.
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#11 PSYDOCKE (x)
FUCK.
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Roasted Strawberry and Brown Butter Pancakes
The last guy I went on a date with made me strawberry pancakes… they were so delicious…
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perfect cosplay
Golden.
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! only people who watch Bleach would understand.
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Cave Johnson’s Flaming Lemonade (Portal 2 Cocktail)
Ingredients:
10 oz. lemonade
2 oz. limoncello
1 splash Everclear (or other grain alcohol)
1 grain alcohol-soaked lemon wheel
Directions: Cut a lemon wheel and soak it in grain alcohol while you make the drink. Mix the lemonade and limoncello into a tall glass, then float a splash of grain alcohol on top of the drink. Place the lemon wheel on the rim of the glass and ignite the top. Admire your delicious weapon, then extinguish and drink. Tip: If you can’t get it to light, add more grain alcohol to the top (float, don’t stir in). The wider the mouth of the glass, the more that will be needed.
“I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!” -Cave JohnsonInteresting…
Lol, I like how this is what passes for a cocktail these days. You’d have to drink 4 of these to get a buzz.
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God, humans are so ugly. Why can’t we all just be kittens!?
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